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[赛后贴]今日NBA常规赛，快船队主场106-100战胜火箭队。

双方数据：

快船（4-7）：哈登24分9篮板7助攻，乔治23分8篮板3助攻2抢断，莱昂纳德26分8篮板2助攻5抢断，威少8分3篮板2助攻，祖巴茨12分7篮板2助攻，曼恩1分6篮板3助攻，泰斯2分3篮板，鲍威尔10分3篮板3助攻

火箭（6-4）：申京23分8篮板4助攻，杰伦-格林20分4篮板5助攻，范弗里特19分8篮板10助攻，史密斯9分7篮板，狄龙4分4篮板，伊森12分6篮板，兰代尔2分3篮板，阿隆-霍勒迪5分2助攻

[–]RocketsObamas_Sex_Slave 1009 points 2 hours ago

Ah, so thats how that feels...

火箭球迷：呃啊~~~~这似曾相识的感觉~~~

新闻链接>>>>>>😤太横了！哈登最后5秒接锅球 面对泰特弧顶经典后撤步3+1绝杀

（哈登本场最后时刻后撤步三分）

（哈登火箭时期后撤步三分）

[–]Rocketstquad24 91 points 2 hours ago

Et tu, James?

火箭球迷：哈登你个叛徒，怎么叛变革命了你？

[–]D09987766 369 points 2 hours ago

He saw the Rockets logo and immediately reverted to James Harden shape

That possession was probably second-for-second identical to some of his 4pt plays as a Rocket

球迷：哈登看到火箭队标的那一刹那，瞬间火箭登附体，最后那一回合的打4分，每一帧都是火箭登时期的闪回~~~~

[–][HOU] Luis Scolawillymoose8 297 points 2 hours ago

it’s not nice when he steps back on your team :(

火箭球迷：哈登祭出后撤步，尔等驱车黄泉路！：(

[–]LakersJilJungJukk[S] 80 points 2 hours ago

It’s also not nice when he decides to step back out of your team

湖人球迷：哈登后撤一步离队跑路，球队慌不择路挖坟掘墓~~~

[–]Rocketsphatbiscuit 18 points an hour ago

I am so conflicted. Mainly because he’s been getting dragged lately, maybe even rightfully so, but never wanna see him struggling even if it is mostly his own doing these days

火箭球迷：好矛盾啊~~~最近哈登深陷泥沼，也许是确有其内在因果，但是我却永远都不希望看到他痛苦挣扎，哪怕大部分苦难都是他自己一手造成的…

[HOU] Shane Battierpuffz0r 2 points an hour ago

Honestly I'm not even mad

火箭球迷：老实说，（被哈登绝杀）我都没办法对他生气~~~~

[–]LakersAufrodisiac 452 points 2 hours ago

Thought for sure Kawhi fucked them by dribbling the ball for so long. Unreal shot.

湖人球迷：快船最后一个回合，小卡粘球时间贼长，我都以为他要把快船给害死了呢~~~哈登那记投篮真的是神仙球啊~~~

[–]ClippersJimmyV34 224 points 2 hours ago

Harden bailed Kawhi right there

快船球迷：可说呢，哈登生生把小卡给救了回来~~~

[–]TimberwolvesMorezingis[🍰] 26 points 2 hours ago

You gotta respect it. People woulda eaten him alive for a miss here.

森林狼球迷：哈登确实让人心悦诚服啊~~~要是没投进那记三分，那不得被黑子给活剥喽？！

[–]honestnbafan 126 points 2 hours ago*

Kawhi has lowkey been awful offensively in crunch time this season

Despite all the Harden/Westbrook talk that's also been a huge part of the Clippers' issues

球迷：本赛季，小卡在关键时刻的进攻菜得很低调！！虽然大家谈论哈登和威少很多，但是小卡是快船本赛季出问题的另一个非常大的原因！

[–][LAC] Michael Phelpsdeepwebteddy 542 points 2 hours ago

kawhi left him out to DIE lmao “ah shit here’s the ball with 3 seconds left buddy lol”

快船球迷：最后一个回合，小卡把惨死的机会丢给了哈登，哈哈哈！！！

小卡：“我尼玛！球给你！剩三秒！好兄弟！嘿嘿嘿！”

[–]missed-semicolon 254 points 2 hours ago

Tossed him a grenade with the pin out

球迷：小卡这不是把一个拔了引线的手榴弹扔给了哈登嘛…

[–]KnicksCvnilivee 86 points 2 hours ago*

No one look at Ballmers pants

尼克斯球迷：鲍尔默裤裆微凉，没有人替他着想…

[–]Warriorsspeckledfloor 16 points 2 hours ago

Yo he looked old and barely celebrating that win, is his health ok?

勇士球迷：鲍尔默老得掉渣，看上去都没劲儿庆祝了，他身体还好吗？

新闻链接>>>>>>😉满意！哈登关键3+1后 鲍尔默面露微笑

[–][LAC] Jamal CrawfordIGot32FlavorsOfThis 17 points 2 hours ago

That L streak aged him 10 years

快船球迷：因为最近这波连败，让他折寿了十年~~~~

[–]ClippersSnooPies5622 2 points 53 minutes ago

No worries, some boy blood for breakfast and he'll feel right as rain

快船球迷：别慌！明天早上抓个童男吸几口血，他又能恢复活力的！

[–]KnicksHokageEzio 432 points 2 hours ago

Harden fans, y'all won this one 😔

尼克斯球迷：哈密瓜们~~~今天你们赢了，好吧😔

[–]James HardenFragileCilantro 242 points 2 hours ago

It's been a rough season for us we needed this

哈登球迷：这赛季太折磨人了，我们需要这场胜利缓一缓~~~~

[–]DblBfBcn 110 points 2 hours ago

This subreddit is shit at best, but the past week or so it's been unbearable. So much bullshit slander against this man. r/NBA bow to your bearded god

哈登球迷：258直播网哈登新闻评论区环境之差，茅坑都要退避三舍！最近一个礼拜更是臭不可闻！！到处都是对哈登的无脑黑！！都过来给胡子大神磕头谢罪吧！！

[–]NBAItsKBS 16 points 2 hours ago

Finally I can show my face again

哈登球迷：是啊，今天我终于可以出来喘口气了…

[–]Nuggetsbkbeam 38 points 2 hours ago

Harden haters in shambles

掘金球迷：登黑今日可偃旗息鼓了吧~~~

[–]EbbRevolutionary3225 11 points 2 hours ago

Harden haters have been feasting this season bruh

球迷：登黑这赛季可得吃得喝，滋润颇久了啊，大哥~~~

[–]HornetsFrankSamples 11 points 2 hours ago

Rare emotion from Kawhi

黄蜂球迷：今天小卡少见地表情管理失控了啊~~~

新闻链接>>>>>>😲太罕见啦！小卡见哈登绝杀兴奋挥拳

[–]RaptorsMenessy27 3 points 2 hours ago

Felt like a big game for them tbh. And Harden specifically

猛龙球迷：这场比赛对他们来说非常重要，尤其是对哈登来说~~

[–]East_Bed1194[🍰] 8 points 2 hours ago

Westbrook should’ve been benched as soon as Harden was traded there. Nobody should be surprised with the Clippers and Harden playing better with Westbrook playing less and being benched. It was obvious.

球迷：威少应该在哈登加盟之后就马上就去替补的！很明显，在威少替补或上场时间少的情况下，快船打得更好！

[–]Inner_Sun_750 5 points 2 hours ago

Yup, they just didn’t want it to look bad and i’m sure harden didn’t wanna do that to russ

球迷：没错！快船不想让别人觉得自己不是东西（主动让威少替补），而且我确定哈登也不想对威少那么做！

[–]Clippersosusris 3 points 2 hours ago

is THIS the Harden experience?

快船球迷：同志们，这就是拥有哈登的感觉吗？

[–]Inner_Sun_750 1 point 2 hours ago

Yes. This is it.

球迷：没错！就是这个味儿！

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