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[賽後貼] 今日NBA西部季後賽首輪，湖人隊客場103-114不敵掘金隊。

雙方數據

湖人（0-1）：詹姆斯27分6闆8助、濃眉32分14闆5助4帽、八村塁7分3闆、裏夫斯13分4闆3助、拉塞爾13分3闆3助2斷、普林斯11分4闆。

掘金（1-0）：約基奇32分12闆7助2斷、波特19分8闆2帽、戈登12分11闆7助、波普12分2闆3斷、穆雷22分6闆10助、沃特森8分、小喬丹4分2闆。

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsFaceMaskYT [score hidden] an hour ago

Points in the paint: Lakers - 48 - Nuggets - 64

FTs: Lakers - 19 - Nuggets - 6

球迷：

内綫得分：湖人48分，掘金64分。

全場罰球：湖人19次，掘金6次。

新聞鏈接>>>>>>👀湖人全場19罰17中 掘金全場6罰5中 内綫得分湖人54-64掘金

[–]Nuggetssleeplessaddict [score hidden] an hour ago

We had 0 FTs in the 2nd half

掘金球迷：而且整個下半場，我們一次罰球都没有！！

[–]KingsGunsmokeIV [score hidden] an hour ago

Goddamn, Nuggets playing with a handicap and still winning.

國王球迷：卧槽…比賽條件對自己這麽不利，掘金竟然還能贏球啊！！

[–][GSW] JaVale McGeeSharkBaitDLS [score hidden] an hour ago

Honestly nothing makes me happier than to see it. Screw their preferential treatment, just outskill them anyway.

勇士球迷：不裝了！不裝了！没有比看到這種不畏强權的勝利更讓我開心的了！去他娘的執法偏袒！！用硬實力碾壓他們！！

[–]Zyntaro [score hidden] 54 minutes ago

Last year's matchup was literally the same shit. It was Lakers + refs vs Nuggets

球迷：去年的湖人掘金對决也是一毛一樣！純粹就是：湖人+裁判 VS 掘金！

[–]NuggetsWeirdRedBeard [score hidden] an hour ago

BUT THE LAKERS LIVE IN THE PAINT, BRO

掘金球迷：“但素，湖人是靠内綫吃飯的呀（罰球多很正常的），大哥～”

[–]Warriors20815147 [score hidden] an hour ago

“StOp FoUlInG” was what I was told all year despite us also having more points in the paint than the Lakers 🤷‍♂️

勇士球迷：盡管我勇的内綫得分比湖人的更多，但整個賽季我還是一直被反嗆“你們彆犯規啊”… 🤷‍♂️

[–]NuggetsSaynt614 [score hidden] an hour ago

Yeah that is ridiculous. If Jokic actually got a respectful superstar whistle the Nuggets would be unbeatable

掘金球迷：没錯，太搞笑了！要是約基奇能尊享超級明星哨，掘金直接就天下無敵了！

[–]WarriorsInstantcoffees [score hidden] an hour ago

Jokic's whistle is crazy. Davis is allowed to molest him and he just does not get a free throw.

勇士球迷：約基奇所得到的判罰簡直不忍直視！濃眉可以肆無忌憚地侵犯約基奇，而後者却得不到哨子！

新聞鏈接>>>>>>😑他摟我腰了！約基奇單打被濃眉帽出界 嚮裁判比劃抱怨

[–]ayeno 26 points an hour ago

Typical Lakers whistle

球迷：典型的湖人牌哨子！

新聞鏈接>>>>>>裏夫斯單打雷吉招牌騎馬射箭2+1 約基奇誇張攤手不滿判罰🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[–]NetsPattyIceNY 9 points 52 minutes ago

It's infuriating. Jokic keeps his cool so well in all of it too. Luca should take notes.

籃網球迷：太氣人了！不過約基奇整個過程都保持得非常冷靜～東契奇得好好學學人家！

[–]Nuggetsshifty39 [score hidden] an hour ago

2 free throws from an intentional foul on DJ, so we got 4 free throws all game.

Very fair, thank you Silver

掘金球迷：6個罰球裏麵的其中兩個，還是湖人對小喬丹的戰術犯規。這麽算，我們整場就得到4個罰球！這比賽太公平了，謝謝你，蕭華！

[–][BOS] Marquis DanielsFartrelCluggins [score hidden] 47 minutes ago

Every Lakers fan on r/nba going into this series: "If D'Angelo Russell can just hit 3s at his season average clip we have a good chance to win this!"

D'lo: Shits pants

凱爾特人球迷：這個係列賽一開始，湖人球迷就揚言説：“衹要拉塞爾的三分球能發揮出他常規賽的平均水準，那我湖的贏麵就很大！”

拉塞爾：嚇尿了...都衝我來的？

新聞鏈接>>>>>>哪怕多進兩個呢？拉塞爾20投6中僅13分 三分幾乎全空位9中1

[–]NBAstarnoneckwind [score hidden] 48 minutes ago

very true, nuggets barely escaped with an 11 pt win behind jamal's torrid 9/24 shooting.

球迷：湖蜜們説得可太對了！瞧瞧今天，賈馬爾-穆雷的手感都燙成啥樣了，投出了24中9的極緻命中率，盡管如此掘金也僅僅險勝湖人11分偷得一場勝利而已。（這要是拉塞爾發揮正常，那還得了？）

[–]LakersApollo611 [score hidden] 50 minutes ago

You know you don’t have a chance if your first sentence is “if DLo can just show up in the playoffs”

湖人球迷：如果你在季後賽把寶押在了拉塞爾身上，你也是完犢子了...

[–]LakersNimbus20000620 [score hidden] 51 minutes ago

Pain

湖人球迷：啊多麽痛的領悟~~~

[–]Lakers-WingsForLife- [score hidden] 47 minutes ago

Can't believe they threw away Caruso and KCP for this guy.

湖人球迷：爲了這厮，當初湖人竟然放弃了卡魯索和波普，不敢信呐...

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium [score hidden] 53 minutes ago*

Bron legs were legitimately COOKED after the 3rd. He stood in the corner the whole 4th Q.

勇士球迷：今天老詹打完三節就纍成老狗了...整個末節，挑了個角落，站着如嘍啰...

[–]San Diego Clippersxyzyxzy [score hidden] 51 minutes ago

Lebron just can't carry a team wire to wire anymore.

球迷：老詹已然再也没法兒carry整場比賽了…

[–]Nuggetsusr_nme_ [score hidden] 50 minutes ago

Smh, can't do it for 3 decades. What a bum.

掘金球迷：嘖嘖嘖…連稱霸聯盟三十年這種小事兒都辦不到，垃圾一個…

[–]SupersonicsLorjack [score hidden] 47 minutes ago

The guy is in his 21st season he should not have to do this at this point in his career

超音速球迷：這是他的第21個賽季，到了生涯這個階段，老詹没必要那麽carry了吧～

[–]Thunderjslee0034 [score hidden] 41 minutes ago

True but if you take like 40% of your team’s cap then you kinda are expected to. I know he’s old but look at how much he’s earning.

雷霆球迷：説的有道理…但要是你的薪水占了全隊的40%，你拿了錢得辦事兒啊！我知道他年紀大了，但是你瞧瞧他挣得是多少W！？

[–]CelticsAbysmalParty [score hidden] 55 minutes ago

Yeah Jokic figured out basketball

凱爾特人球迷：耶！！約基奇的籃球理解在大氣層！！

新聞鏈接>>>>>>🤡玩具！😤純純玩具！約基奇23中15爆砍32分12闆7助0失誤

–]Celticsmastacheef87 [score hidden] 52 minutes ago

he has the best touch I’ve ever seen in my life. it’s actually unreal

凱爾特人球迷：約老師的投籃手感是我這輩子見過最牛的！！簡直厲害得有點假了啊！！

[–]Minneapolis Lakersrawchess [score hidden] 50 minutes ago

His hookshots look like point blank layups

森林狼球迷：他的勾手投籃準得跟上空籃一樣！

[–]Celticsmastacheef87 [score hidden] 48 minutes ago

if you’re the defense, as soon as Jokic gets 2 feet in the paint you just have to pack it up and pray.

凱爾特人球迷：如果你是防守方，要是看到約基奇離禁區衹剩2步了，正確的做法是立即放弃防守，并跪下求觀音菩薩保佑不要進球，這樣限製約基奇的效果比直接防守要好很多！！

EastNBAperspective [score hidden] 56 minutes ago

Lakers need to stop with the Rui on Jokic strategy. The Nuggets get open shots for days

球迷：湖人不能再讓八村防約基奇了，這個策略下，掘金每次都有一大堆空位投籃！

[–][CLE] LeBron JamesEnterderpmode [score hidden] 54 minutes ago

So how the fuck do the Lakers guard Jokic then lmao

騎士球迷：那他娘的，湖人還能怎麽防約基奇啊…哈哈哈哈…

[–]Green_Low1700 [score hidden] 52 minutes ago

There is no solution

球迷：無解…

[–]Lakersswords_devil [score hidden] 48 minutes ago

simple, you just let Jokics take all the shots and hope he gets tired /s

湖人球迷：很簡單～整場比賽放約基奇一個人投籃，并且希望這樣能把他給纍着…

[–]Thunderhomefree122 [score hidden] an hour ago

How does LeBron only take one shot at attempt in the entire fourth quarter?

雷霆球迷：老詹第四節衹投了一次籃是咋回事兒？

[–]NBAjonsnowKITN [score hidden] an hour ago

He's tired. It's gonna keep happening too.

球迷：纍了唄…而且這種情况後麵的比賽還會繼續發生的…

[–]ClippersJedi-El1823 [score hidden] an hour ago

Time is undefeated, and it's stomping LeBron now.

快船球迷：時間終是無敵的，如今祂正在叫老詹做人…

[–]Rocketspistolpaolo [score hidden] an hour ago

Gonna be another competitive sweep

火箭球迷：這個係列賽又將是一次勢均力敵的4:0横掃…

[–][MIA] Goran DragićGreasly_Goose [score hidden] an hour ago

Lakers are not built to defeat the Nuggets.

熱火球迷：湖人根本不是掘金的對手！

[–]Lakerscaptain_ahabb [score hidden] an hour ago

Nobody is. This is one of the best teams of all time.

湖人球迷：没人是掘金的對手！他們是歷史最强球隊之一！

[–]ayeno [score hidden] an hour ago

Maybe the Lakers should've thrown that first play-in game.

球迷：也許湖人早該放弃一場附加賽（避開掘金）的…

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