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[赛后贴]今日NBA常规赛，湖人队主场107-97战胜火箭队。
双方数据
火箭（8-9）：范弗里特22分5板7助、狄龙10分2板、史密斯10分9板3助2断3帽、申京21分13板5助2断2帽、杰伦-格林10分7板2助、伊森6分7板2助、A-霍勒迪11分3助。
湖人（12-9）：詹姆斯16分4板7助、浓眉27分14板3助5帽、雷迪什11分5板、普林斯11分6板2断、拉塞尔9分7助5断、克里斯蒂12分7板、里夫斯18分4板3断。
[–]GokutheAnteater 18 points 3 hours ago
Healthy team looking nice!
Dlo with 5 steals looking nice!
AD with 5 blocks looking nice!
LeBron with a 360 layup looking nice!
湖人球迷：
《美》
-湖人怎么样？
-听我给你吹！
-啊吹！你吹！
-瞧我这张嘴啊…健康湖人队~
-我喊了一声美！
-拉塞尔5断~
-哈哈！还是美！
-浓眉3帽5帽盖出去，保证你的小脸儿啊~白里透着红啊，红里透着黑，哎哟…就是，粉嘟噜滴透着那么美~~
-为什么这么美！它为什么这么美！？
-最是那老詹转着圈上篮，喝了什劳子神仙水！
[–]17x🏆SuperRam56 7 points 3 hours ago
LeBron's 360 dunk brought down the Crypto. He never cease to amaze in his 21st season
湖人球迷：老詹360度扣篮（上篮），让主场沸腾！哪怕是到了生涯第21季，他也没闲着，还能亮瞎我的眼！！
[–]17x🏆SuperRam56 6 points 3 hours ago
Who needs the Real Housewives when you have LeBron and Dillon Brooks going at it.
湖人球迷：有老詹和狄龙互掐的好戏看，谁还找真人秀看少妇啊~~~
[–]Jayson1222 14 points 3 hours ago
LeMVP ADPOY austin reaveSixthManOfTheYear
球迷：
老詹- MVP！
浓眉- 最佳防守球员！
里夫斯- 最佳第六人！
[–]LebronsPinkyToe 3 points 3 hours ago
AD and Reaves haters in shambles
湖人球迷：讨厌浓眉和里夫斯的黑子们这下要死了吧~
[–]Electronic_Bit9495 2 points 2 hours ago
DLo haters went to bed sucking their thumbs
湖人球迷：拉塞尔黑们已在床上嘬拇指呜咽了~
[–]RaptorsJayson1222 113 points 3 hours ago
Lakers defense is elite with their wings back
猛龙球迷：侧翼的回归，让湖人的整体防守上升到了精英水准啊！
[–]LakersIlikesporks_ 19 points 3 hours ago
i'm so happy to have reddish and vando back, our defense has improved immediately with them. also christie who's stepped up on defense
湖人球迷：雷迪什和范德彪回归，我高兴坏了！他们一回来，湖人的防守立马就提升了！而且，克里斯蒂也在防守端站了出来！
[–]RaptorsJayson1222 44 points 3 hours ago
What’s the DPOY ladder looking like, AD has to be top 3
猛龙球迷：联盟最佳防守球员的排名现在是怎么样的？浓眉肯定是前三的存在！
[–][LAL] Austin ReaveswoKaaaa[S] 37 points 3 hours ago
I think its Gobert and AD respectively for most sites
湖人球迷：在我看来，戈贝尔和浓眉在大部分最佳防守名单里面，都是卧龙凤雏（褒义的哈）的存在！
[–]newgodpho 15 points 3 hours ago
lmao d’lo turned into prime gary payton today
球迷：不过拉塞尔今天可突然变身为巅峰佩顿了啊，哈哈哈~~~
[–][LAL] Luke Waltonhanselpremium 6 points 2 hours ago
they keep forgetting we don’t have a full roster and blames everything on the coach
湖人球迷：有些湖蜜啊，啥锅都往教练身上扔，压根就不知道本赛季至今，湖人的阵容就没有完整过…
[–]Lakersiloveappendicitis 11 points 3 hours ago
I had to unsubscribe from the lakers sub. Bunch of miserable people on there.
湖人球迷：我早就不关注湖人队贴吧了，里面一大堆无脑喷的…
[–][LAL] Austin ReaveswoKaaaa[S] 7 points 2 hours ago
That place fucking sucks.
湖人球迷：可不…湖人贴吧可不是人呆的地方！
[–]Lakerscaptain_ahabb 3 points 2 hours ago
It's basically r/LeBron, they hate everyone else associated with the team
湖人球迷：对…湖人贴吧里面的内容，除了粉老詹的，剩下的全是喷湖人队这个不行那个太烂的帖子…
[–]justsomedude717 2 points 2 hours ago
It wasn’t good pre LeBron but it’s somehow gotten exponentially worse
球迷：湖人贴吧的氛围，在老詹加入湖人之前就已经不堪入目了；只不过自从老詹来了之后，贴吧氛围以指数级加速变烂了！！
[–][LAL] Austin ReaveswoKaaaa[S] 19 points 3 hours ago
Reaves got 15 points in the 2nd quarter, and then he got about 4 minutes after for the rest of the game lol
湖人球迷：里夫斯在第二节独得15分之后，剩下的比赛就只上场了4分钟啊，哈哈哈！！！
[–]Tall_Succotash 4 points 2 hours ago
i thought he picked up an injury or something because I didn’t understand why he was played soo little but he was prob gassed lol
球迷：是啊，我还以为他受伤了还是怎么的，搞不懂为啥就打了那么点时间…不过有可能是累坏了…哈哈哈…
[–]17x🏆SuperRam56 2 points 3 hours ago
Ime Udoka has some balls to get ejected from the game after trashing LeBron
湖人球迷：乌度卡和老詹喷完垃圾话之后，就被驱逐了…他胆量可以啊~~~
新闻链接>>>>>>詹姆斯和乌度卡场边对线 裁判给双方T 乌度卡累计2T被驱逐
[–]2people1luv 1 point 3 hours ago
Do we know what was said between Bron and Ime yet?
球迷：有人知道老詹和乌度卡之间说了啥吗？
[–]Charlotte BobcatsNotManyBuses 496 points 3 hours ago
my bad lip reading: 'alright ok but you won't'
'what you gon do about it then?'
'you won't do nothin about it'
'shut the fuck up boy'
山猫队球迷：以我浅薄的唇语读取能力（这是乌度卡对老詹说的话）
“好啊！来啊！不过我看你不敢！”
“你想怎么样？！”
“你什么都不敢做！”
“把你的臭嘴给闭上吧，小子！”
[–]LakersNotUpForDebate11 16 points 3 hours ago
I actually think he says shut the fuck up lebron lol. But could also be "little boy" its almost same mouth movements
湖人球迷：其实我觉得乌度卡说的是“把你的臭嘴给闭上吧，勒布朗（Lebron）！”不过从嘴型上看，和臭小子（Little Boy）也非常像！
[–]haysu-christo 2 points 2 hours ago
“Your mamma knits smelly socks”
球迷：乌度卡对老詹说“你妈妈织臭袜子（搞破鞋）”。
[–]Warriorsdoonterdoo 227 points 2 hours ago
It’s hilarious cuz ref’s listening to them for quite a while before he’s like, aaaand THERE IT IS
奇才球迷：太搞笑了，裁判在一旁悄悄听他们俩互骂了好一阵，直到他听到了什么，然后就是“诶哟哟…有了有了…哔哔哔！！技术犯规！！”
[–]WarriorsElectrical_Report483 67 points 2 hours ago
“The ref fucking sucks!” “Yeah bro he fucking sucks!”😂😂😂that’s the only thing I can think of
勇士球迷：
“裁判他妈烂透了！”
“可不嘛！兄弟！他们烂他妈透了” 😂😂😂
这是我唯一能想到的对话~~~
[–]WizardsMrBuckBuck[S] 301 points 4 hours ago
The faces on some of the fans behind them and their reaction is hilarious as well.
奇才球迷：他们俩身后的球迷反应也相当搞笑！
[–]NBAiRockaflame 118 points 4 hours ago
The guy staring in disbelief and the lady covering her face lol. I really wanna hear this conversation.
球迷：那个男的双眼直勾勾的盯着，一脸的难以置信，而那个女的手捂着自己的脸，哈哈哈！我真好像知道老詹和乌度卡到底说了些啥啊！！！
[–]Lakersjokull1234 48 points 3 hours ago
LeBron must have said something wild to get her to react that way immediately after he chirped something
湖人球迷：老詹肯定是说了些非常劲爆的话，才使得那女的在老詹说完之后产生那样的反应！！
[–]Dirty_Quesadilla 43 points 3 hours ago
“Miss Nia? Smell my fingers, bitch!”
球迷：“Nia小姐（乌度卡曾经的未婚妻），我的手指残留着你的味道，闻闻！！你这臭婊子！！”
[–]ZarathustraWakes 0 points an hour ago
Ime is clearly talking when she reacts like that
球迷：那个女球迷那样反应的时候，很明显是乌度卡在说话…
[–]Lakersjokull1234 2 points an hour ago
Ime is talking during the whole clip, she is looking directly at LeBron and right after LeBron speaks she puts her hands to her face
湖人球迷：整个过程中，乌度卡一直在说话，但是那个女球迷一直瞪着老詹看，而当老詹一说话，她立马就把手往自己脸上捂了...
[–]Minneapolis LakersVexing_Pie 44 points 4 hours ago
Udoka must’ve said something crazy
湖人球迷：乌度卡肯定说了啥不堪入目的话…
[–]LakersDudeWTH 41 points 4 hours ago
"Don't act like you haven't cheated on your wife before lebron"
湖人球迷：“别装得好像你从来没有在外面偷过腥一样，勒布朗！”
[–]JTMillerAdvocate 6 points 3 hours ago
That white woman knew exactly what was about to happen 😂
球迷：那个白人女球迷指定知道事情的真相啊！！😂
[–]LakersG1Spectrum 24 points 3 hours ago
What a strange 3 to 4 minutes that was
湖人球迷：多么奇怪的那3-4分钟啊~~~~
[–]RocketsRight-Worth-6327 21 points 2 hours ago
Name of my sex tape.
火箭球迷：楼上的这句话，就是我爱爱录像的标题啊~~~
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